The Top Shelf T-Shirt

This T-Shirt is designed to subtly brainwash everyone who sees it into being a nicer person! The world needs the power of love now more than ever. By purchasing and using this product, you'll be joining a mission to brainwash the world into being more loving by tapping into the proven subtle powers of branding and iconography.

The Beefy become a stylish wardrobe staple. Made with 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton for supreme softness in any occasion. With shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and double-needle stitched, lay-flat collars, sleeves, and bottom hem, these personalized t-shirts pass any durability test with flying colors.

.: 100% cotton jersey (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Black sewn-in label

Warning: This t-shirt may cause those who encounter it to be nicer.